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werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

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annulet:

pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 

annulet:

pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 

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veganvibez:

LOOK HOW HAPPY THEY ARE

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guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

(Source: guy)

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fuckingtomatoes:

MUSIC TO INFLUENCE YOU TO WRITE- (2014 edition) PART 2
Feel like you need a song to influence you to write a scene or character? Here are a list of Playlists and Songs you can listen to to get you going! 
[PART ONE MASTERPOST]
HAPPY BASED/ LOVE
I eat bitches like you for breakfast
Love songs but not love songs
Let’s do it (lets fall in love)
Sing your heart out
I’m sorry my heart rate glitched VERSION 1.1
Feel good
I can do anything
Everything is alright
SEX SCENES
 We might as well just fuck
Songs to make love to
Seduction
Midnight love
Seduction Feelsss
Nice and Slow
Downhill
SAD SCENES/HEARTBREAK 
Survival 
3:45 am
Pieces
December
I’m so sad very very sad
BAD ASS CHARACTERS/ ACTION-FIGHT SCENES
She wants revenge
Run wolf warrior run 
Epic songs to write to [Part 1] [Part 2]
She’s Morphine 
Let’s kick some ass [Part 1] [Part 2]
40 feet remain
RISE
Hymns of the resistance 
Gonna fight them all
apocalypse 
Epic writing music
PSYCHOPATHIC CHARACTER/SUSPENSE SCENES
Holy Holy Unholy
Rex Quondam, Rexque Futurum
ain’t gonna go to church tonight
Be Prepared
Goodnight socialite
Raw Meat
Devil’s Swing
Your blood on my hands
Rattling Bones
INSTRUMENTAL/ CALM
Music for a minimalist 
The fumes in the rain
Sunday Morning
The winter winds litter London
Sans Voix
Dark Was the Night
It’s too quiet
Study Instrumental
ADVENTURE
Sea fever
Such Great Heights
Modern day mythos
Journey 
Let’s have an adventure
Exploration
Adventure is out there
Don’t you ever grow up
STUDYING/WRITING FOCUSED
Three hours of studying
Study and Inspirational mix
Not a single wasted word
I’m getting that fucking A even if it kills me
The Writer’s Journey
For the writers
SOUNDTRACKS
Supernatural: Greatest Hits »> [PART 1] [PART 2] [PART 3]
TEEN WOLF Soundtrack : Seasons 1-3B
Game of Thrones Soundtrack: Seasons 1-3
Her (a Spike Jones love story) Film Soundtrack
Les Misérables Soundtrack
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Soundtrack
Inside Llewyn Davis Soundtrack
_______________________________________
»»>FANMIXES
SUPERNATURAL
 On & On
01 Untitled 
Cain & Abel
Profound love kept at a distance
Stella Cadens
I’m never going home
terra tremuit
The Family Business 
Better than you since 1983
DOCTOR WHO
Eleven’s Farewell
Do You Ever Wonder?
Not a Ghost Story- a mix for doctor who, series seven 
Fading Out
T h e   D o c t o r
Echoes
Seriously, There’s an Outrageous Amount of Running Involved!
Hopeless Wanderer 
Take All Your Chances While You Can
Spaceman Angel With His Head On Backwards
GAME OF THRONES
Crown the Lioness
The war of the five kings
Because you’re a lannister
Hear me roar
The climb is all there is
Little Bird
ANIME RELATED
The best anime endings you’ve definitely heard
I’d love to add more (music and fandoms) but let’s just give you this for now! Happy Listening!
ALSO: These (obviously) are not my fanmixes/playlists so give some props to the people who made it! They would love it! Also, if you see your playlist on here and would like it removed, tell me! Thank you!

fuckingtomatoes:

MUSIC TO INFLUENCE YOU TO WRITE- (2014 edition) PART 2

Feel like you need a song to influence you to write a scene or character? Here are a list of Playlists and Songs you can listen to to get you going! 

[PART ONE MASTERPOST]

HAPPY BASED/ LOVE

SEX SCENES

SAD SCENES/HEARTBREAK 

BAD ASS CHARACTERS/ ACTION-FIGHT SCENES

PSYCHOPATHIC CHARACTER/SUSPENSE SCENES

INSTRUMENTAL/ CALM

ADVENTURE

STUDYING/WRITING FOCUSED

SOUNDTRACKS

Supernatural: Greatest Hits »> [PART 1] [PART 2] [PART 3]

TEEN WOLF Soundtrack : Seasons 1-3B

Game of Thrones Soundtrack: Seasons 1-3

Her (a Spike Jones love story) Film Soundtrack

Les Misérables Soundtrack

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Soundtrack

Inside Llewyn Davis Soundtrack

_______________________________________

»»>FANMIXES

SUPERNATURAL

DOCTOR WHO

GAME OF THRONES

ANIME RELATED

I’d love to add more (music and fandoms) but let’s just give you this for now! Happy Listening!


ALSO: These (obviously) are not my fanmixes/playlists so give some props to the people who made it! They would love it! Also, if you see your playlist on here and would like it removed, tell me! Thank you!

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czastiel:

hi friends!! so i’ve been browsing around for masterposts all over tumblr because i think they’re just so cool and helpful and a lot of them have really helped me so i thought i would make one of my own for y’all!! pls do like or reblog this if you find any of the links useful ;u;
(finnick and daryl in the background bc they’re my baebs)
disclaimer: none of this stuff is mine, i’m just linking to various places. if one of these links belongs to you and you’d like me to take it down, just shoot me a message!
school/study things

a whole bunch of study playlists
a whole blog dedicated to study motivation, tips, and advice!
the best learning website eVER
listen to rain while you work
listen to coffee shop noises
chrome extension that prevents procrastination
calming manatee (for when you’re stressed)
stuck on a math problem? this literally solves it for you (and shows work!!)
write the best essay of your life (part 2)
when should i go to sleep so i can wake up on time?
get cute kittens for writing!
this is strangely relaxing and helps me focus
yummy brain food
how to pull an effective all-nighter

for when you’re under the weather

great blog for those with mental illness
calming manatee tumblr
you’re not alone, lovely
here’s some reasons why you’re amazing
relax, breathe, meditate if you wish
here’s a list of fun/relaxing/distracting websites
here’s a blog full of good, happy things
here’s a list of disney (and marvel!) movies
you’ll be okay, friend ♥
list of suicide hotlines just in case ;n;

fashion/beauty/makeup/etc

michelle phan’s makeup tutorials
tanya burr’s makeup tutorials
pixiwoo makeup tutorials
lisa eldridge’s makeup tutorials ((ps she’s a celeb makeup artist!!))
all kinds of makeup for cheap!
makeupgeek (tutorials, diy, tips, everything makeup u can think of tbh)
cute clothes for cheap!! (mixed reviews on this one, but i’ve heard mostly good things)
some outfit videos from beautycakez
find the exact same outfit as someone on a tv show!
victoria’s secret models share makeup tips

tv shows/movies

game of thrones
the walking dead
sherlock
supernatural
american horror story
orphan black
every studio ghibli movie ever
honestly just go here and type in any tv show and you’re good 2 go
same goes for here but with movies

other

let’s do some yoga
you’re a writer? here’s a whole bunch of writing-related blogs
learn p much any language
look at the beautiful night sky in detail
photoshop help
tons and tons of workouts
most informational search engine e v e r
the single most important website of your life
here’s chris pine singing aka tearing your panties off
learn parkour!!

please let me know if any links aren’t working!! i hope you get some use out of these! kisses uwu

czastiel:

hi friends!! so i’ve been browsing around for masterposts all over tumblr because i think they’re just so cool and helpful and a lot of them have really helped me so i thought i would make one of my own for y’all!! pls do like or reblog this if you find any of the links useful ;u;

(finnick and daryl in the background bc they’re my baebs)

disclaimer: none of this stuff is mine, i’m just linking to various places. if one of these links belongs to you and you’d like me to take it down, just shoot me a message!

school/study things

a whole bunch of study playlists

a whole blog dedicated to study motivation, tips, and advice!

the best learning website eVER

listen to rain while you work

listen to coffee shop noises

chrome extension that prevents procrastination

calming manatee (for when you’re stressed)

stuck on a math problem? this literally solves it for you (and shows work!!)

write the best essay of your life (part 2)

when should i go to sleep so i can wake up on time?

get cute kittens for writing!

this is strangely relaxing and helps me focus

yummy brain food

how to pull an effective all-nighter

for when you’re under the weather

great blog for those with mental illness

calming manatee tumblr

you’re not alone, lovely

here’s some reasons why you’re amazing

relax, breathe, meditate if you wish

here’s a list of fun/relaxing/distracting websites

here’s a blog full of good, happy things

here’s a list of disney (and marvel!) movies

you’ll be okay, friend ♥

list of suicide hotlines just in case ;n;

fashion/beauty/makeup/etc

michelle phan’s makeup tutorials

tanya burr’s makeup tutorials

pixiwoo makeup tutorials

lisa eldridge’s makeup tutorials ((ps she’s a celeb makeup artist!!))

all kinds of makeup for cheap!

makeupgeek (tutorials, diy, tips, everything makeup u can think of tbh)

cute clothes for cheap!! (mixed reviews on this one, but i’ve heard mostly good things)

some outfit videos from beautycakez

find the exact same outfit as someone on a tv show!

victoria’s secret models share makeup tips

tv shows/movies

game of thrones

the walking dead

sherlock

supernatural

american horror story

orphan black

every studio ghibli movie ever

honestly just go here and type in any tv show and you’re good 2 go

same goes for here but with movies

other

let’s do some yoga

you’re a writer? here’s a whole bunch of writing-related blogs

learn p much any language

look at the beautiful night sky in detail

photoshop help

tons and tons of workouts

most informational search engine e v e r

the single most important website of your life

here’s chris pine singing aka tearing your panties off

learn parkour!!

please let me know if any links aren’t working!! i hope you get some use out of these! kisses uwu

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giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

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unordinary-girl:

cuddling is probably one of the most passionate forms of love there is because you just feel so safe and close to the person and it feels like all your worries go away and it’s one of the greatest feelings in the world

Literally why I love cuddling.

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g-iggle:

When will my reflection show who I am inside

g-iggle:

When will my reflection show who I am inside

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“Kiss her. Slowly, take your time, there’s no place you’d rather be. Kiss her but not like you’re waiting for something else, like your hands beneath her shirt or her skirt or tangled up in her bra straps. Nothing like that. Kiss her like you’ve forgotten any other mouth that your mouth has ever touched. Kiss her with a curious childish delight. Laugh into her mouth, inhale her sighs. Kiss her until she moans. Kiss her with her face in your hands. Or your hands in her hair. Or pulling her closer at the waist. Kiss her like you want to take her dancing. Like you want to spin her into an open arena and watch her look at you like you’re the brightest thing she’s ever seen. Kiss her like she’s the brightest thing you’ve ever seen. Take your time. Kiss her like the first and only piece of chocolate you’re ever going to taste. Kiss her until she forgets how to count. Kiss her stupid. Kiss her silent. Come away, ask her what 2+2 is and listen to her say your name in answer.”

Azra.T, ”This Is How You Keep Her” (via petrichour)

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flowercrowncosplayer:

im5-official:

Ahh yes, The dreaded school. When it comes around we all dread, new teachers, new schedule, some new unfamiliar faces, the MASSIVE amount of homework load, less time on tumblr. Here is another long post with a few sites and others to help you out here!

College needs:
Advice on college
Alternatives to buying expensive textbooks
AP Cram Packets
Cheat sheet for becoming an adult
Dorm room survival
Free online college classes
How to survive college masterpost
Food
cheap & healthy snacks
chocolate muffin in a mug tutorial
Coffee recipes to help stay awake
Every Starbucks drink and pasty FTW
For the vegans you bad ass motherfuckers
Herearesomedeliciousfood
macaroni cheese / mac&cheese in a cup
quick and easy soup recipes
study snacks
Study snack
thousands of quick and easy snack recipes
Yummy cheesiness!
40 on-the-go breakfast recipes
Helpful sites:
Challenge your brain
Feed the hungry while using your vocabulary
Free online textbooks
Grade calculator
Quizlet
Rape Escape
Whole page dedicated to studying/organizing
High school needs:
For Juniors or Seniors With Low Income Families Looking For Scholarships
How to survive freshman year
Mental health resources:
a website that is always relevant.
falling asleep tips
How long to sleep
how to talk to and help an anxiety-ridden friend
how to wake up in the morning
keep taking your mind off of it
mental illness recovery tips
need a motivational speech? i like this one for myself.
not having a good day? :c
picking up a hobby can relax you during the school year!!
seriously just please try to relax ily
take your mind off of it
tips on self-love
when to go to sleep/wake up
working out is a total stress-buster.
Misc resources:
download free books
express yourself with make-up 
Hobbies masterpost
I fucking love to study to this.
please remember this.
Sick ass movie list I have more but, this is a school one so message me for more.
Sites to help you not get distracted with other sites. (Mac)(PC)
Various ways to where a scarf
What’s the fucking weather
Motivation:
earn a cute kitten picture after writing
how to get motivated
Procrastinator? 
Music/Sound:
calm/nature sounds
chill playlist
coffee shop blues
coffee shop sounds
concentration playlist
relaxation
study playlist
4hours of classical music
School resources:
An already typed essay at your fingertips(type the subject and press random stuff and an essay forms. TO KIND OF HELP)
bibliography maker
educational links fucking galore
my favorite tutoring website
online ruler
pull an all nighter but do well on your exam
Social media citing
study like a college kid
Time Management
Psychology Lectures by a Professor from Yale University
Stress relief:
Calm
compliments generator
how long to nap
go to a quiet place
learn more about anxiety.
panic and anxiety information masterpost
Relaxation techniques
Stress Analyst
the thoughts room
take a guided relaxation
yoga poses
Studying/school help:English/History:
Best place to get help for English
essay structure guide
essay writing help
free microsoft word alternative
Grammar and spell checker
Graphic Essay Organizer
Help on reading/researching
Make a kick ass essay
Masterpost of writing software
microsoft word equivalent
more essay writing help
On books you you don’t want to read
Tip of my tongue
Foreign Languages:
Learn, Spanish, French, English, Portuguese, German, Italian
Geography:
learn geography
Math/Science:
calculators (includes graphing, geometric, stats etc)
College/high school Chemistry notes
math problem solver (2)
Periodic Table
Thinking/memorizing
This is the math god
Study Needs:
Answers to the textbook
Beneficial studying tips
Crash course in any subject with John Green
Free Educational resources for anyone and everyone 
help in a ton of subjects
Helps you in any subject
homework help
how to google
how to study, Study guide
finals survival guide
improve your studying skills
Learning Websites Masterpage
Looking for a word
make flash cards
One of the best learning websites
Scholarpedia
Tips before/during an exam
Tips on Exams
TIPS:
Remember that today’s day in age is different from how it was back then. So don’t stress about school too much.High school students today have the anxiety of what a mental patient in the insane asylum had in the 50s. Here’s also a thing to show how times have changed.
Prioritize. List what needs to get done first and when. Sometimes getting the bigger/harder tasks is easier than conquering the smaller/easier tasks.
Set times when certain projects need to be done and stick to that deadline.
Turn your phone off or give it to your parents while doing work/studying. I know that we live in the age of technology and literally everything is at the touch of our fingertips. Honestly though you can wait on what your favorite celebrity has to say or if your crush liked your instagram photo. You’ll be more involved in that than you are into your work.
If you have trouble in a certain subject and there is no assigned seating, take advantage of the front. I guarantee you’ll learn more.
Ask your teacher what exactly you’ll need to know. If you’re taking notes during the year, write in the margins whether or not it will be tested. It will be easier to know what you will be tested on.
Save your exams. Half the time your teachers use the same questions (or questions similar) from your exams on your midterms or finals.
Don’t try to do homework straight afterschool if you can’t, despite what everyone says. Give yourself an hour, and try to get some exercise in. I find it stops me getting bored of sitting down. Not to mention helps me concentrate better.
Don’t just read the material, write it, draw it, recite it, quiz yourself on it! Until you have the material down.
Join clubs, sports, or organizations! You’re guaranteed to find friends in there. You’ll already have common interests. Start with that and go with the flow.
College kids: If you don’t have assigned seating, and you have been sitting in the same seat for 2 weeks. That is you assigned seat now. Don’t move or you’ll screw everyone up and they will hate you.
Color code things, such as your notes. If you want to see how I color code my notes message me and I’ll be happy to show you. 
Be kind to one another.
I think that about does it. So yeah:)



thtblondegirl23

flowercrowncosplayer:

im5-official:

Ahh yes, The dreaded school. When it comes around we all dread, new teachers, new schedule, some new unfamiliar faces, the MASSIVE amount of homework load, less time on tumblr. Here is another long post with a few sites and others to help you out here!

College needs:

Food

Helpful sites:

High school needs:

Mental health resources:

Misc resources:

Motivation:

Music/Sound:

School resources:

Stress relief:

Studying/school help:
English/History:

Foreign Languages:

Geography:

Math/Science:

Study Needs:

TIPS:

  1. Remember that today’s day in age is different from how it was back then. So don’t stress about school too much.High school students today have the anxiety of what a mental patient in the insane asylum had in the 50s. Here’s also a thing to show how times have changed.
  2. Prioritize. List what needs to get done first and when. Sometimes getting the bigger/harder tasks is easier than conquering the smaller/easier tasks.
  3. Set times when certain projects need to be done and stick to that deadline.
  4. Turn your phone off or give it to your parents while doing work/studying. I know that we live in the age of technology and literally everything is at the touch of our fingertips. Honestly though you can wait on what your favorite celebrity has to say or if your crush liked your instagram photo. You’ll be more involved in that than you are into your work.
  5. If you have trouble in a certain subject and there is no assigned seating, take advantage of the front. I guarantee you’ll learn more.
  6. Ask your teacher what exactly you’ll need to know. If you’re taking notes during the year, write in the margins whether or not it will be tested. It will be easier to know what you will be tested on.
  7. Save your exams. Half the time your teachers use the same questions (or questions similar) from your exams on your midterms or finals.
  8. Don’t try to do homework straight afterschool if you can’t, despite what everyone says. Give yourself an hour, and try to get some exercise in. I find it stops me getting bored of sitting down. Not to mention helps me concentrate better.
  9. Don’t just read the material, write it, draw it, recite it, quiz yourself on it! Until you have the material down.
  10. Join clubs, sports, or organizations! You’re guaranteed to find friends in there. You’ll already have common interests. Start with that and go with the flow.
  11. College kids: If you don’t have assigned seating, and you have been sitting in the same seat for 2 weeks. That is you assigned seat now. Don’t move or you’ll screw everyone up and they will hate you.
  12. Color code things, such as your notes. If you want to see how I color code my notes message me and I’ll be happy to show you
  13. Be kind to one another.

I think that about does it. So yeah:)

thtblondegirl23

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buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later

Shit eating Dad grin, I can’t even hahahahaaaa

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twowhovianhearts:

askenjonine:

kierstiel:

221becquerel:

zchr:

what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and you had to discover who you were based off your posts

“wow I sure had a thing for boats”

#’wait am i a gay man’

image

this is the most perfect thing on tumblr omfg

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v0dka-isthenewblack:

OMFG IM DYING HELP

v0dka-isthenewblack:

OMFG IM DYING HELP

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